Outland is a goth club in Columbus, Ohio. Even for a goth club it is kind of a shithole, but hey, at least it's there. The best part of Outland is the bizarre people you'll see there. For example there was once a guy there wearing nothing but what we'll call, for lack of a better term, a penis holster. There is no heat, all of the drinks are watered down, and there is so much standing water in the shitter that you would be advised to wear a life preserver. But if there's something to be said for ambience, Outland wins the prize. Basically a cool place to say you've been to, but not somewhere where you'd like to stay too long for fear of contracting any number of horrible diseases.