A common term used to describe someone who is "rollin' really hard." (Translation: on Ecstasy) Many times, etards are comical, they are sitting in the corner with goofy grins on their faces, touching everything and everybody, and making sure that everyone in their 20-foot radius knows exactly how much they love them. Often can be seen extolling the concept of PLUR, wearing copious amounts of candy, using copious amounts of Vicks VapoRub, and giving/recieving back rubs.