So, in the mail today, I get an offer for a conference or seminar or a trade magazine or something that is all about mBusiness.

mBusiness? Meaty? Marshmallow? Masturbation? Meaningless?

Turns out the m in this case is "mobile". You see, apparently mBusiness isn't eBusiness, it's all special by itself, and it's great to be able to do business anywhere in the world without wires tying you down, and it's important enough to stick letters onto the front of perfectly good words for. At least there are only 26 letters in the English alphabet, and we've already worn out e and i for these purposes, and now we're getting to m, so I figure by the time we're all done--I'll be dead.