The Association for Prevention of Internet Addictivity
APIA has issued an an
emergency notification regarding the wide spread
phenomenon know to
geeks and
people_with_no_job as
Everything. It warns
surfers that the
addictive nature of
everything is monstrous. "Once you are lost in the
nodes of
Everything, you are
lost for ever", said Mr.P, the
President of
APIA.
The report also talks about
actions that might be taken against the founders
nate and
bones. Also included in the
666 page report, is an
investigation into the shady nature of
jessicapierce. She(?) is
rumoured to be the
manager incharge of the
initiation process of
Everything.
The report also
investigates the
shady working of
everything. A
member manifest complains that
everything's
moderator has
nuked his node writeups on
god and
dog. "Several attempts to get a clarification from
bones did not yeild any
positive result", claims
manifest.
--reported by APIA
mouthpiece Big Brother.