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Thu Nov 14 2002 at 15:23:48 (14.9 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
more time in the green room
specialties
orchids, bread, running, ocean
school/company
beeswax mustache
motto
it's about life, not lifestyle
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RunningHammer in his normal state of being.


If I knew you were coming, I'd have baked some bread.


tgerhard60 at gmail dot com


(everything as of 5/21/2012)
subject to change

compiled: 03.15.60

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RunningHammer, 11


A SOMEWHAT MODIFIED PROUST/BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (as of 10/17/06)

Your most marked characteristic?
The outstanding ability to creatively waste time.

What is your greatest extravagance?
Whole milk.

What is your favorite word?
swim

What is your least favorite word?
cancer

Where would you like to live?
Gardiner, Montana

The quality you most like in a man?
Kindness

The quality you most like in a woman?
A robust sense of humor

What do you most value in your friends?
Tolerance of me

What turns you on?
Solitude

What turns you off?
Crowds

What is your principle defect?
Genetically trick shoulders

What is your favorite occupation?
One in which I lose myself

What to your mind would be the greatest of misfortunes?
Losing a child. In any way.

Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Currently it is John Grady Cole of All the Pretty Horses by Cormac McCarthy

Who is your favorite heroine of fiction?
Lyra Belacqua from Phillip Pullman's His Dark Materials trilogy.

Who are your heroes in real life?
My Mom
Overweight people jogging
Single parents

What sound do you love?
My children laughing

What sound do you hate?
Screeching brakes

What are your favorite names?
The made-up ones children make

What natural gift would you most like to possess?
Musical talent

How would you like to die?
Aware that I am. However, I'm not going without a fight.

What is your present state of mind?
A toboggan full of puppies racing down a snowy hill

What historical figures do you most despise?
George W. Bush

What is your favorite flower?
Orchids, any and all types

What is your favorite bird?
Penguins

What would you like to be?
Better than yesterday

What is your favorite journey?
The one to my backyard

On what occasion do you lie?
To help others

Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
"Heavens!"

What is your greatest regret?
That I can no longer swim without extreme discomfort. That double crossing of the English Channel will have to wait for the next life.

When and where were you happiest?
Swimming

What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck. It can mean so many things.

If you were to die and come back as a person or thing, what do you think it would be?
A sea turtle

If you could choose what to come back as, what would it be?
Me. But I'd rethink a few key decisions.

If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
I guess the joke's on you.







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