What most people don't realize is that when God writes code, it comes out much like this:
from omnipotence import *
from omniscience import *
for i in list_of_the_day:
if i is Heathen:
for j in range(0, 10): smite(i)
So when you hear a loud, resounding "that's IT, you're ALL on my muthafuckin' LIST", be sure to stand next to a lightning rod. If you, after finding yourself in a definitely non-"oops, looks like I've been fried to a crisp" state, also see a wide-angle disintegration beam coming your way, DUCK AND COVER!.