Veteran of various black ops in Vietnam, former employee of various US intelligence agencies, now outcast from the former and working freelance. McCracken earned himself the nickname "McCrackenballs" during an airplane hijacking in England. He was forced to watch from the sidelines as British officials tried to negotiate with terrorists, the end result being that the plane blew up, taking all the passengers with it. In a rage, he blew the groin off a statue of Winston Churchill with a machine gun, thus indicating which portion of their anatomy he feels the Brits lack.