The Hierarchy of Stupid People

First, please note that all people are stupid. This is just the breakdown of the quantity and quantity of stupid as it relates to certain percentages of people

Group 1: The Complete Idiots (minority of people)

Characteristics:does not pass go, does not collect $200 because they are that fucking stupid. Just doesn't get it, doesn't even know that there's something wrong, blissful oblivion.
Group 2: The Compensators (majority of people)

characteristics: still fucking stupid. but they kinda know that something's wrong... so they go in either of two ways:
  • mass conformity: tries to follow what others think is cool. draws a great divide between "cool" and "uncool." usually the ones to commit hate crimes in order to validate themselves...
  • rebels: tries to be different just to prove that they don't have to take "normal shit." against the "man." uses popularized abstractions, thereby diluting meaning of words such as "spirituality," "loneliness," "beauty," "conformity."
note: as similar patterns can be noticed in each bulleted point, the two classifications can be lumped together under one heading.
Group 3: The Elite (small percentage of people)

characteristics: still stupid (as all people are stupid), but have either/both of the following qualities: (the ideal group)