PIRATE: This is the END for you, you gutter-crawling cur!
SWORDMSTR: I've got a long, sharp lesson for you to learn today
GUYBRUSH: And I've got a little TIP for you, get the POINT?

PIRATE: Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish-kabob
SWORDMSTR: My sword is famous all over the caribbean.
GUYBRUSH: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster

PIRATE: My handkerchief will wipe up your blood.
SWORDMSTR: My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island
SWORDMSTR: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
GUYBRUSH: So you got that job as janitor after all.

PIRATE: People fall at my feet when they see me coming
SWORDMSTR: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
GUYBRUSH: Even BEFORE they smell your breath?

PIRATE: I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
SWORDMSTR: Only once I've met such a coward.
GUYBRUSH: He must have taught you everything you know.

PIRATE: You make me want to puke
SWORDMSTR: If your brother's like you, better marry a pig.
GUYBRUSH: You make me think somebody already did

PIRATE: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will!
SWORDMSTR: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
GUYBRUSH: You run that fast?

PIRATE: You fight like a dairy farmer
SWORDMSTR: I will milk every drop of blood from your body
GUYBRUSH: How appropriate. You fight like a cow!

PIRATE: I got this scar on my face during a mighty struggle!
SWORDMSTR: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood.
GUYBRUSH: I hope you've learned to stop picking your nose.

PIRATE: Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?
SWORDMSTR: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
GUYBRUSH: Why, did you want to borrow one?

PIRATE: I've heard you were a contemptible sneak
GUYBRUSH: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all

PIRATE: You're no match for my brains, you poor fool.
SWORDMSTR: I've got the courage and the skill of a master swordsman!
GUYBRUSH: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.

PIRATE: You have the manners of a beggar
SWORDMSTR: Every word you say to me is stupid.
GUYBRUSH: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable with me.

PIRATE: I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down
SWORDMSTR: You are a pain in the backside, sir!
GUYBRUSH: Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

PIRATE: There are no words for how disgusting you are
SWORDMSTR: There are no clever moves that can help you now.
GUYBRUSH: Yes there are. You just never learned them.

PIRATE: I've spoken with apes more polite than you are
SWORDMSTR: Now I now what filth and stupidity really are.
GUYBRUSH: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion.