PIRATE: This is the
END for you, you
gutter-crawling
cur!
SWORDMSTR: I've got a
long,
sharp lesson for you to learn today
GUYBRUSH: And I've got a little
TIP for you, get the
POINT?
PIRATE: Soon you'll be wearing my
sword like a
shish-kabob
SWORDMSTR: My
sword is famous all over the caribbean.
GUYBRUSH: First you'd better stop waving it like a
feather duster
PIRATE: My
handkerchief will wipe up your blood.
SWORDMSTR: My name is feared in every
dirty corner of this island
SWORDMSTR: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
GUYBRUSH: So you got that job as
janitor after all.
PIRATE:
People fall at my feet when they see me coming
SWORDMSTR: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
GUYBRUSH: Even
BEFORE they smell your
breath?
PIRATE: I once owned a
dog that was
smarter than you.
SWORDMSTR: Only once I've met such a
coward.
GUYBRUSH: He must have taught you
everything you know.
PIRATE: You make me want to
puke
SWORDMSTR: If your
brother's like you, better marry a pig.
GUYBRUSH: You make me think somebody
already did
PIRATE: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever
will!
SWORDMSTR: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
GUYBRUSH: You run that
fast?
PIRATE:
You fight like a dairy farmer
SWORDMSTR: I will milk every drop of blood from your body
GUYBRUSH:
How appropriate. You fight like a cow!
PIRATE: I got this scar on my
face during a mighty struggle!
SWORDMSTR: My last fight ended with my hands covered with
blood.
GUYBRUSH:
I hope you've learned to stop picking your nose.
PIRATE: Have you stopped wearing
diapers yet?
SWORDMSTR: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
GUYBRUSH: Why, did you want to
borrow one?
PIRATE: I've heard you were a
contemptible sneak
GUYBRUSH: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all
PIRATE: You're no match for my
brains, you poor fool.
SWORDMSTR: I've got the courage and the skill of a master
swordsman!
GUYBRUSH: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
PIRATE: You have the manners of a beggar
SWORDMSTR: Every word you say to me is
stupid.
GUYBRUSH: I wanted to make sure you'd feel
comfortable with me.
PIRATE: I'm not going to take your
insolence sitting down
SWORDMSTR: You are a pain in the
backside, sir!
GUYBRUSH: Your
hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
PIRATE: There are no words for how disgusting you are
SWORDMSTR: There are no
clever moves that can help you now.
GUYBRUSH: Yes there are. You just never
learned them.
PIRATE: I've spoken with apes more polite than you are
SWORDMSTR: Now I now what filth and
stupidity really are.
GUYBRUSH: I'm glad to hear you attended your
family reunion.