PIRATE: This is the END
for you, you gutter
SWORDMSTR: I've got a long
, sharp lesson
for you to learn today
GUYBRUSH: And I've got a little TIP
for you, get the POINT
PIRATE: Soon you'll be wearing my sword
like a shish-kabob
SWORDMSTR: My sword
is famous all over the caribbean.
: First you'd better stop waving it like a feather duster
PIRATE: My handkerchief
will wipe up your blood.
SWORDMSTR: My name is feared in every dirty
corner of this island
SWORDMSTR: I usually see people like you passed-out on tavern floors.
GUYBRUSH: So you got that job as janitor
fall at my feet when they see me coming
SWORDMSTR: My wisest enemies run away at the first sight of me!
GUYBRUSH: Even BEFORE
they smell your breath
PIRATE: I once owned a dog
that was smarter
SWORDMSTR: Only once I've met such a coward
GUYBRUSH: He must have taught you everything
PIRATE: You make me want to puke
SWORDMSTR: If your brother
's like you, better marry a pig.
GUYBRUSH: You make me think somebody already
PIRATE: Nobody's ever drawn blood from me and nobody ever will
SWORDMSTR: No one will ever catch ME fighting as badly as you do.
GUYBRUSH: You run that fast
PIRATE: You fight like a dairy farmer
SWORDMSTR: I will milk every drop of blood from your body
GUYBRUSH: How appropriate. You fight like a cow!
PIRATE: I got this scar on my face
during a mighty struggle!
SWORDMSTR: My last fight ended with my hands covered with blood
GUYBRUSH: I hope you've learned to stop picking your nose.
PIRATE: Have you stopped wearing diapers
SWORDMSTR: I hope you have a boat ready for a quick escape.
GUYBRUSH: Why, did you want to borrow
PIRATE: I've heard you were a contemptible
GUYBRUSH: Too bad no one's ever heard of YOU at all
PIRATE: You're no match for my brains
, you poor fool.
SWORDMSTR: I've got the courage and the skill of a master swordsman
GUYBRUSH: I'd be in real trouble if you ever used them.
PIRATE: You have the manners of a beggar
SWORDMSTR: Every word you say to me is stupid
GUYBRUSH: I wanted to make sure you'd feel comfortable
PIRATE: I'm not going to take your insolence
SWORDMSTR: You are a pain in the backside
GUYBRUSH: Your hemorrhoids
are flaring up again, eh?
PIRATE: There are no words for how disgusting you are
SWORDMSTR: There are no clever
moves that can help you now.
GUYBRUSH: Yes there are. You just never learned
PIRATE: I've spoken with apes more polite than you are
SWORDMSTR: Now I now what filth and stupidity
GUYBRUSH: I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion