A new, growing Internet acronym. This writeup should inform you as well as spread the word.

Recently the Internet has become ridden with 12-year-olds starting flame wars and spouting barely-legible threats and insults over such a great tool for communication. This is especially evident in games like Counter-Strike -- conversations are composed of attacks at one's sexual preferences and immediate family.

Mockery is the answer. Please, no, don't shoot me with Internet bullets! "I'm e-shaking in my e-boots!"

In response to this phenomenon is a new acronym, already becoming popular on small IRC networks and communities. The response to such ridiculousness: Suck My Internet Cock. SMIC.

It's meant to be mocking, and the beauty is that it is still somewhat cryptic because currently only a relatively small group of people use it.

Use it. Love it.