Marching band extremists throw a party at emily's house. It started raining so about 200 people frolic'd in a 10 by 20 room. A rock band then proceeded to show up.

Things I learned from this party

1. Do not drink flavored vodka straight. It does taste good, but vomit is bad for a relationship.

2. The marching band sucks.

3. Scottish people can do excellent impersonations of Sean Connery.

4. Emily's roommate, his name is Ben, is a bad person.

5. Alf, wifebeaters, and thick glasses sell semi-jello shots.