How to make a grown man cry- tell him that
(see above) "garter belts are not necessary."

Not necessary??
Are Christmas lights necessary?
Are silly slogans on T-shirts necessary?
Are scented candles necessary?
My God, man, there is more to life than what is necessary!

OK, whew

Now, simple test- ask ten heterosexual men you know what the word "garter belt" means to them. Count the number who smile or blush. See if any of them use the word unnecessary in their answer.

thank you very much