i can't
sell my soul - no one wants it.
i'm not hot enough to sell my body on the street
the only work that i'm qualified to do is...
dum dum DUMMM...
picking blueberries.
picking blueberries is a fairly mindless task, involving many tedious hours of reaching above one's short little head to grab the berries on fat and leafy bushes. it's hard work. damn hard. what makes it the hardest of all is that you can pick around 5 lbs of berries in an hour.
doesn't sound too bad, now does it?
keep in mind that picking blueberries pays, on average, 33 cents per pound. so, you're making as much money in one day as some jerk makes sitting around a gas station jacking off from two until three in the morning.
they don't hire girls for graveyard. they don't hire girls for factory work. they don't hire ugly girls to be waitresses. i am so fucked...