An incredibly spicy curry. It can be found in most Indian restaurants, although in some areas those are pretty hard to find. Like other curries, vindaloo gets even hotter as it ages, causing some to speculate that the ultimate heat death of the universe will have been caused by a vindaloo left in the back of the fridge just a smidgen too long.

Vindaloos are highly prized in most parts of India as well as by 100% of the living humans aboard the Red Dwarf.