In surfing, it is very important to
use wax on the deck of the surfboard. The
wax provides grip so that the
surfer can stay on the
board while paddling, and also provides
grip for the feet when
standing up to ride a wave. Surf wax comes in many
different brands, such as Sex Wax, Mrs Palmer and Five Daughters. All of the names have sexual innuendos
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