As any Windows junkie will tell you, Bill Gates made computers easier to use by putting 2 "Windows keys" on every keyboard that Microsoft allows to be sold. These keys make life much better for the suffering POBs, since they define all sorts of shortcuts like, uhhh, ...

Well, here are a few. I learnt them from an educated Windows user, whose identity I shall not divulge. The arcane secrets themselves, however, your may spread to your heart's content.

  • Windows+F runs the "Find File" application.
  • Windows+E runs the "Explorer" application.
  • Windows+R runs the "Run Program" application.
  • Just hitting Windows opens the Start menu (control+Escape also does this).
There are probably many others; node them all to collect the entire set, which will allow you to guess what the ugly Windows menu key is supposed to do!