((I initially had this posted under God, but I think it fits in better here.))
God. Does He/She/It exist? I won't lie to you, I personally have
no goddamned idea. I have a few speculations, though. For the sake of
brevity, I'll only share three of them.
One.
God is not good. God
doesn't give a flying fuck whether we all live or die. No, strike that- he'd much rather
see us all dead. That way he doesn't have to put up with our
endless whining on why all this had to happen. Basically,
God as
The Almighty Bastard. The only difference between
God and
Satan is that Satan's willing to at least offer us something for all our work on his behalf.
Two.
God is incompetent. God has no clue on how to run the world. As we all know,
crappy help is always worse than
no help at all.
And finally...
Three.
God is on vacation and the universe is being run by lackeys. Currently,
God is sitting on
the Edge of the Abyss holding
an alcoholic drink with an umbrella in it in
the Omnipotent Hand, watching the pretty colors go by. His two
lackeys,
Fate and
Chance, are too busy bickering with each other (
let's not forget the plotting and backstabbing, of course) to get
anything of worth accomplished. Occasionally it amuses them to
play with the humans, but that's about it.
Hmmm, two
Rants in one day, I must be getting testy. Let's see if I pull off a third....
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