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androjen
Fri Jun 02 2000 at 2:29:19
If there's one thing I have to admit about
Political Asylum
, it's that it gives me
room
to practice one of
my favorite hobbies
,
Creative Cursing
.
Creative Cursing
is similar to
Creative Taunting
(which can be heard in the famous
French scene
in
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
).
Creative Cursing
reached its
high point
in
antiquity
; no one could
fling a good curse
like a
Roman prostitute
(or
politician
,
same difference
).
Here are
a few examples
of
creative cursing
.
Feel free
to add any of your own. I'm fairly sure my list will
grow with time
.
May you be covered in
leprosy
and
boils
as you
dwell
in a
cesspit of despair
for your
stupidity
.
May your
intestines
rot
in
gangrenous filth
as
small children
beat you with sticks
.
May your
corpse
be left to decay
upon
the face of the earth
as
dogs
and
crows
ravage
the remains
. (okay, okay, this one's not mine, I stole it from the
Iliad
...You have to admit, though, it has
a nice ring to it
.)
May your
eyes be torn from your skull
by
rampaging monkeys
as they
defecate
in your hair.
Vegans
- May
mice
burrow into their
stomach cavity
as
red-hot pokers
are shoved through their
eyelids
and
bloody steak
is
slid down their throat
s.
Stupid people
- May their
tiny brains
swell and explode
as they are hung over a
fiery pit of death
.
May their
esophagus
be crushed by a
midget wielding a holy spork
.
etc
,
etc
. More to come later.
This has been a
Curse of the Day
moment.
Curse of the Day
- an affiliate of the
BASN
.
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