I've considered myself to be up on the various
trends and
slang of
the youth of today, having lived through the age of "
radical", "
bitchin'" and "
totally wicked" and having just skirted the era of "
sweet", I rested securely in my false hipsterhood, like a cool
uncle. This would soon end. In
skeet, I came face to face with the dilemma of all aging duders. I am
out of the loop. I was watching
The Chappelle Show smugly, when he brought me face to face with it.
Dave was singing the praises of
Lil' Jon, a
rapper of whom I had a passing knowledge of, when he said "The only reason he could say 'skeet' was because 'old people don't know what it
means'. I had a little high school era
panic attack in my mind, trying to place my finger on when it happened. The price of coolness, like freedom, is
eternal vigilance. Skeet had breached the wall and exposed my age like so much
dirty laundry. I feared the ghost of
Lawrence Welk would burst from the floor and claw at me, dragging me to my uncool death while "
Tiny Bubbles" played. My last dying act will be to pass on the meaning of skeet to you, my friends, to save you from my
ignominious fate.
skeet (Sk-eet)
Possibly derived from
skeet shooting, a form of trapshooting in which clay discs called
pigeons are thrown from traps as
shotgun targets, simulating bird hunting, skeet is slang for the action of male
ejaculation, likely in reference to the action of
coitus interuptus, eg. to pull out of a woman and ejaculate on her.
Onanism is described in this colorful manner: It is just like skeet shooting; PULL! and then
shoot. Like all quality slang, it is considered
rude.
Uses of 'skeet':
verb:
1. To ejaculate,
2. exclamatory for an attractive woman, a
catcall
noun:
3.
Semen
1. Don't skeet in my eye. (alternatively) I skeeted all over that fine
booty.
2. SKEET SKEET!
3. Is that skeet on your pants?