The real MiniTru is America's sexiest UFO cult of personality. Loosely based on the fictional Ministry of Truth as seen in Orwell's 1984, MiniTru is, in fact, a national SubGenius clench. Preaching a philosophy of weapons stockpiling, Conspiracy kookery, and sex, MiniTru's primary purpose is the capture and re-education of pinks and GLORPs by posing as rock stars and fashion police. Details at

"We put the fashion back into Fascism!"