Sacred Scribe for J. R. "Bob" Dobbs and the SubGenius Church. Stang has been on the front lines fighting the good fight against the Conspiracy and Pinkness throughout the Earth. He also technically owns the copyright on the Sacred Dobbshead, and has successfully taken to court anyone who uses the exalted face of Bob without permission (not to mention kickbacks of money to the Church). Stang was tarred and feathered on X-Day, but the movement is still going strong.