The Scene
MAN sits on stage in a chair. WOMAN enters.
Woman: Can I sit here?
Man: Of course.
Woman sits.
Woman: Nice night.
Man: Yes, it is. Come here often?
Woman: No.
Man: Looking for something?
Woman: Yes.
Man: Me?
Woman: No.
Man: Sure?
Woman: Simply because I am a single woman in a place like this does not mean I’m looking for someone.
Man: Sure?
Woman: Of course. I’m just coming here to come here.
Man: Sure.
Woman: If I wanted to find someone I would.
Man: Of course.
Woman: Are you looking for something?
Man: Yes.
Woman: Me?
Man: No.
Man laughs slightly. Stands and exits.