Thanks to the
Internet Anagram Server, we can see that
Rayford Steele was
Left Behind because he said
yes to deferral when
ye fled Terra so quickly. He's a courageous fellow, not some
dreary soft eel. He is a soldier in the Army of the Lord and he will
draft ye or else. Don't
leer, toady serf, for there's no
lady fee roster posted -- true love waits, and waits, and waits. (
Alert! Defy eros! Remember, Jesus never got it up -- he merely,
er, "deftly arose"... as compared to his
elder satyr foe.)
Fine food can cheer you up after reading pablum. Feel sad? Try roe. This is a real food story, and the authors just keep dishing it out. God must eat this stuff up -- we can see ye fart, Lord. It's the prose equivalent of Chick tracts: defy, leer, roast for eternity.
I predict that you will read story; flee.