A top secret device secretly being worked on by Everything Labs, which is also top secret - nobody has ever heard of them, at least not any noder...

It only takes minor surgery for the implant, and it will interface directly with your brain. You'll have instant access to Everything from any place in the world, able to read the writeups of any node, and even add your own, at any time. Imagine taking a test in class, with everything just a thought away.

However, you must be aware of one minor thing... the implant will download all the information from your mind, and node it automatically. That's right, upon the first activation, your entire life will become part of the database, from early memories of school, your first kiss, that affair you had with the next door neighbor, and your secret dislike of dem bones.

Coming soon!