Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too. Come on, it's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you

Sleigh rides can be done as a double shot but are a lot more fun and a lot less messy if you get rid of the glassware. Depending on the quality of the schnapps, they taste something like liquid peppermint patties. Depending how early in the night you start, they can also taste like regret.

To perform a sleigh ride successfully, you're going to need friends, preferably drunken and the gender of choice. Stand in a circle with the bottles in hand. Pour some chocolate syrup in your mouth and pass the bottle to the next person, then take a pull of the schnapps; pass that bottle along too. When everyone has some of both in their mouth, everyone starts shaking their head back and forth to mix the schnapps with the chocolate. Swallow and repeat as poor judgement dictates.

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