For several years during high school I worked as a popcorn jockey for Kerasotes Theatres in Indiana, and spent many a night behind the concession stand slinging bags of golden greasy goodness to ungrateful movie patrons. Any lower primate could make a batch of popcorn--you scoop out a load of kernals, pour in some neon-orange salt, dump it into the kettle and hit the oil button (specially designed to deliver a carefully measured amount of oil directly into the kettle). Well, to shake up the monotony between showtime rushes, we occassionally made a batch and hit the oil button _twice_. The result, if one was daring enough to pry up the kettle lid and have a peek, was a near-brimming batch of bubbling, molten popcorn kernal soup. When it finally began popping you thought you'd found the end of the rainbow, as your slightly soggy product came raining down like a shower of bullion. Mixed in with the normal batches, it gave our bags of popcorn an extra kick unmatched by those stuffed-shirts over at Cinemark.

Of course, if you accidently hit the button a third time...