Pink tender morsel,
Glistening with salty gel.
What the hell is it?

Ears, snouts and innards,
A homogeneous mass.
Pass another slice.

Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat.
Give me a spork please.

Old man seeks doctor.
"I eat SPAM daily", he says.

Highly unnatural,
The tortured shape of this "food".
A small pink coffin.

Watch the pink slab fry
Its grease can lubricate eggs
Get ketchup ready

Spam on Wonder bread
He's allergic to sulfites
Hives come after lunch

Pressed, the cold slice soothes
Eye, a black-and-blue shiner
Spam, what useful stuff