An architect, an artist and a programmer were
discussing whether it was better to have a wife
or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife,
building a solid foundation for an enduring
The artist said he enjoyed time with his
mistress, because of the passion and mystery he
The programmer said, "I prefer to have both."
Programmer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a
mistress, they will each assume you are spending
time with the other woman, and you can go to the
office and get some work done."