A man walks into a bar,
Orders a drink, and sips it staring at the wall
The bartender asks him why he looks so distressed.
The man answers
"I had SOOOO much to drink last that I blew chunks"
The bartender responds:
"Well, everyone blows chunks when they are drunk, no sweat"
And the man responds:
"But Chunks is the name of my DOG!"

(hahahah…..insert drum roll here) :-)