I swear to God
I had this dream a couple nights ago.
I was at work, and it was really really slow, and so I was staring up into the blue light (about which I have noded here). And then the aliens began to communicate with me.
Actually, one of 'em just appeared, beaming down through the blue light, kinda like in Star Trek. And I was compelled to tell him, "There is no 'I' in 'team'."
He responded, "Yeah, but there IS an 'I' in 'Cheerios'."
And while I was trying to figure out what that actually meant, the alien threw down some smoke bombs and vanished like a frickin' ninja.
I can't make this stuff up.