I bought a SkyChair
(a hanging canvas swing-y deal) at the New York RenFaire. I finally got around to attempting to hang it up today. Obviously, since it has to support my full body weight, the gigantic eye screw
needs to be driven into a beam. I probe
a couple of times with a power drill, in 16" increments from the side wall, with no luck. Switching to reckoning from the front wall, I hit hard wood
in the first hole. Voila
, I think, sink the eye screw into the ceiling as far as it goes, and within 1/2 hour it's knotted, adjusted, and ready for a test drive
I ease into the chair, swing
a little, then sit still as I mentally plan where to put the computer desk, etc. That's when the knot slips and I drop a full foot to land on my tailbone
. Ow. Screw.
OK, my knot
technique is flawed. I readjust the whole shebang
, strategically position a pillow lest I fall again, and gingerly climb back on. The revised knot is visibly superior to my first attempt, and I relax. Better stress it a little to make sure it will hold...
I bounce a bit, and the knot tightens visibly.
Suddenly I'm on the floor again, plaster
and ceiling tile
raining down on my head. When the dust settles, I look up to a row of three square-foot ceiling tiles ripped away, and a clear view right up into an unfinished corner of the attic
. What I thought was a beam was merely an ancient slat
, and three layers of historical ceiling finish would have put my exploratory drilling
about a quarter inch short of finding a beam. I reckon I'm just a fool
with a power tool