It was a refresh
It was in San Francisco
I was in a chinese eating establishment
. I had finished eating.
Then I opened my fortune cookie.
"You must be given piggyback rides wherever you go."
One of the more absurd fortunes I had gotten in a while, most certainly. It was one only to be surpassed by the one I had read a few months ago at this very same establishment:
"A yak infected with Ebola will fall in love with you and follow you wherever you go."
I get odd fortunes all the time. It seems to be my own personal quirk. There's only one problem.
All of them come true.
I decided to ignore it, thinking that Lady Luck was on my side.
I paid my bill, took the little sweet from the tray and sucked it vigorously. I began to walk towards the exit when...
To be continued... heh.