* Stop at
stop-signs and
stop-lights
* Don't follow someone one
car-length behind at 75 MPH
* Don't change lanes without
looking
* Do pay attention to what you're doing
* Be courteous, but not paranoid
* During
rush-hour, don't be overly courteous, or everyone within ten miles will try to cut you off at once.
* Lastly, please, please,
please don't let an infinite number of monkeys drive your car!