I am a Mutt. For some reason, people on this planet seem so worried about what nationality someone is, as if you can immediately tell personality traits from someone's origin and origin alone.

When people ask me what nationality I am, I used to say, "German, Polish, Irish, Scotish, and Korean."

That soon got reduced to, "Pick a bunch of countries in Europe. Add Korea. Shake and serve on ice. 110 proof makes for some crazy parties."

But that took to long. So now I just respond with "I pick D. other" or "I'm a mutt."

Much easier.

See also: The Half Asian Identity