How to avoid a car accident (idea)
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Tue Aug 15 2000 at 14:14:20
. If you use high-powered
to vaporize all opposition on the road, you're much less likely to get into a serious accident. You will still technically be hitting the other cars, but you won't take much damage as they will have become
clouds of charged particles
. If you drink to the point of unconsciousness before you even get your keys out, you're not driving anywhere and therefore are much less likely to get in a car accident. Very few people get into car accidents when passed out on a pool table or a friend's couch.
Take the bus
. That way, if you get in an accident, it'll be a bus accident, not a car accident.
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