The Reason Women Get Them and Men Don't:

One day, in the Garden of Eden, God came down to Adam and Eve to bestowe upon them the final gifts of mankind.

God, with his great and allmighty voice, boomed through the heavens...

ADAM - bring your mate here to me, that I may give you items of great joy...

Adam called to Eve and bade her come, and the two ran to God and said, "Oh Lord, we are here. What kind gift have you for us oh Lord Most High?"

And God spoke saying:

I have TWO gifts - the first: One of you may have the ability to urinate whilst standing

Adam quickly responded, "OOH! OOH! OOH! ME ME ME!!!"

Very Well!

*Lightning Strikes*

Adam runs to a tree to test his newfound power. Eve says to God - "And what of me oh Lord?"

Hmm? ... Oh, yes... the... OTHER gift... what was it now... AH! Here we are - Multiple Orgasms!