What I feel is a more true representation of the words in the Roman slang.


Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo,
Aureli pathice et cinaede Furi,
qui me ex versiculis meis putastis,
quod sunt molliculi, parum pudicum.
Nam castum esse decet pium poetam
ipsum, versiculos nihil necesse est;
qui tum denique habent salem ac leporem,
si sunt molliculi ac parum pudici,
et quod pruriat incitare possunt,
non dico pueris, sed his pilosis,
qui duros nequeunt movere lumbos.
Vos, quod milia multa basiorum
legistis, male me marem putatis?
Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

--Gaius Valerius Catullus

I'm going to fuck you in the ass and shove my dick in your mouth,
Aurelius, you bitch1, Furius, you cocksucker,
You who have deduced from my little poems,
Because they're somewhat soft and sensual, that I'm not quite proper,
I'll admit that the godly poet ought to be modest of behavior himself,
but there's no need for his poems to be -
those only have wit and charm,
if they are somewhat soft and sensual and not quite proper,
and have something in them that might arouse an itch,
not in boys, but in those shaggy gray beards,
who can scarcely move their sluggish members.
You two, because of what you read about those
many thousands of kisses, do you think me less a man?
I'm going to fuck you in the ass and shove my dick in your mouth.

1. One who takes it in the butt