all the weird shit happens to me. . .

what i mean to say is, i came home from school, passed the fuck out, got repeatedly elbowed by my irreplacable ferret-faced fiend, and then woke up to a horrendous and unmusical pounding on my door.

oh, shit, kids. it's the fan club.

i love my fan club, i love them dearly. i keep waiting for the day, tho, when untoward things are said about us. it's hard to be surrounded by highschool boys without someone taking a dim view of it. great guys, tho, really...even if they do tend toward obnoxious immorality.

anyway, that was loud. now i must go pretend to be large and badass for the benefit of a pregnant friend who wants to go to a party that might turn ugly...