Midge is Moose Mason's girlfriend. She looks like an attractive petite version of Big Ethel. Most of the time, she runs to Moose whenever someone does something to her, usually Reggie, who ends up getting his teeth knocked out with the classic "stars above the head" effect.

She doesn't spend too much time with her girlfriends, and when she does, she seems to talk about Moose a lot. Go figure.