A cure for musicosis

There is a cure for this dread disease. It's easy, painless and has no dangerous side effects.

Hum or sing "The Girl from Ipanema"

"The Girl from Ipanema" is known as "the cleansing song". It will effectively erase any unwanted pop song from your mind and itself will not linger. Try it and see for yourself. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Ereneta says, "I've heard it from junior high school band teachers that the surefire cleansing song for musicosis is the 'Theme from Hawaii 5-0.'"

By humming or singing this song, you agree to not hold the management responsible for loss of data or income as a result of humming or singing this song. User assumes all liability. Warranty void where prohibited. Your mileage may vary.