Believe it or not
, I own a metal
A friend of mine found it in a utensil drawer
of a dorm
I demanded he let me have it, since I let him buy the plastic, three-eyed Toy Story
alien I found in a bin at a second-hand store
It's really heavy
, this metal spork, and the tines
in the middle are very sharp
, and much longer than on a traditional plastic spork.
My metal spork is my pride and joy.
Along with my coconut monkey.