Marvelous plastic instrument of culinary doom!
three powerful tines rise from a gently curved bowl of perpetual elation
spork, two-headed hydra, dominates potatoes and cole slaw and soup
callooh, callay! oh frabjous flatware! I chortle in my rapture
spork of power, spork of might, help me rule the world tonight!
Thanks to WonkoDSane for inspiration and the node title