Allow me to add a few more reasons about why playing the guitar will get women to have sex with you!
Anything to help an aspiring guitarist.
Play songs people will recognize from the radio. Radio == Cool!
Take a screaming guitar solo! It'll bring those girls to the brink of passion!
Remember, the smaller your guitar is, the easier it is for the chicks to dig your new Tommy Hilfiger apparel!
I can't go on.This is the kind of thing that makes me want to pack my double bass full of C4 and take the next nationally televised music award ceremony hostage.
Seriously, to someone who is trying their very hardest to make music for the purpose of opening their heart to an audience and communicating a their innermost feelings to them, these penis driven guitarists which are so common today are spam. They give all performing artists a bad reputation. They fill venues and keep people trying to be genuine out on the street. And God forbid anyone with a guitar try to communicate something.
Quit wasting your time and give us all a fucking break. If you want to have sex, take out a personals ad and get the hell off the stage.