Whereas today I spent fifteen minutes on a program change that caused it to run in less than a second, in cases where before it could take up to seven or eight minutes; and

    Whereas I gave the CEO a new program that just about made him wet his pants with excitement; and

    Whereas Edward began working with me on internal projects; and

    Whereas I demonstrated the truth of the invisible ball theory during an after-work pool session (where the CEO allowed my partner to place a ball where the invisible ball would be, and remove it after I struck the cue ball, mostly because he didn't know what the heck was going on);

    Now, therefore, I shall admit to you all that I lost a chess game to Edward, ending my streak of 62 wins. Oh, the agony of defeat!

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