A small, liberal arts college in Pella, IA, where everything is closed sundays and very little interesting ever happens.

Central is known mainly for its athletics department; The Flying Dutch regularly cream the competition in volleyball, do all right in football, and get humiliated in the other sports. Other than that, the most exciting thing on campus is homecoming, when everybody dresses up like lemmings. Then they all follow the Grand Lemming and jump into the pond. A highly worthwhile activity, I assure you.