A small, liberal arts college
in Pella, IA
, where everything is closed sundays
and very little interesting ever happens.
Central is known mainly for its athletics department
; The Flying Dutch regularly cream the competition
, do all right in football
, and get humiliated in the other sports.
Other than that, the most exciting thing on campus
, when everybody dresses up like lemmings
. Then they all follow the Grand Lemming and jump into the pond
. A highly worthwhile
activity, I assure you.