This game is absolutely
rife with
zany quotes. Here's a few examples:
"Have you ever sat on a piece of
Gothic architecture for two hundred years? Gets right up your
arse, you know. I thought it was time to move onto a bridge, say. And I'm not moving now."
"Isn't it a little
early in the day to be discussing Gothic architecture?" -
Our hero Conker, talking with a large, irritable, sore-bottomed
gargoyle blocking the path.
"
Duct tape? I'll give him a duct tape! ****ing
arsehole... I'll bring him down here, I'll show him where ze duct tape is, I'll show him where to
stuff it!" - Resident
mad scientist weasel known as "Zer Professor", obviously annoyed over the latest
inane assignment he's gotten from the Panther King.
"I'm gonna take my big bone, and smash that
puny squirrel!" - Buga the Knut, big jealous
caveman guy with enormous bone club and a supposedly "big
boner", threatening our hero after he catches the eye of Buga's
best girl Jugga.
"I
can't be arsed with this bloody ridiculous contraption!
Whose idea was this anyway?" - Gregg,
diminutive Grim Reaper-type, having trouble with the loudspeaker he uses to overcome his naturally squeaky voice.
With this kind of
insanity, who needs
Engrish-laden
meme farms like
Zero Wing?