These are all actual rudiments, rudimental terms, instruments, or common colloquialisms.

Poka Poka Parraka

Flam Five Patty

Clarkers

Jeff Queen

Single Stroke

Double Stroke

Flam Tap

Drag

Inverted, Cheesed Shirley Murphy

Back Sticking

Rim Shot

Reefed

Cranked

Cross-Over

Fucking Like Monkeys

Open Roll

Swiss Triplets

Chudda Chuh

Hugga Dugga Brrrrrrr Gock

Spanks

Ganks

Vietnamese Whores

Flipped Butt Taps

2 on 2's

Cheese 5's Off the Left

Patty Fla Fla

Skidoosh

Throwin' It Down and Shakin' The Ground

Hit Section

Park 'n' Blow

Mount

Nipple Gong

Head

High Tension Rod

Free Floating Swing A-Frame Harness

Torque Wrench

Horny Drunk Cheerleading Captain Bent Over The Tympani With Her Panties Around Her Ankles

Flam Draglet

Sextuplets

Digi Dock Digi Dock

Giving Gooks

Dup, Dut, Chock, or Ssst

Reach-arounds (tenors only)

Stick Control

If I forgot anything let me know.