Damn it, is it over or not?

On Friday I signed out of high school. This means I never actually have to go back.

So I’ve finished high school!

But I am going back, for two years of Sixth Form.

So I haven’t finished high school.

But if I wanted I could never go back, by going to a Sixth Form College somewhere else, or not going at all (thereby sabotaging my chances of getting a non-burger-flipping job).

So I’ve finished high school!

And I actually did my last school work on Monday 16th, when I did my last GCSE exam (Graphic technology).

So I finished high school two weeks ago!

In any case, I am now on holiday.