Everyone knows at least a couple. They're everywhere
. Come on, you know...
They're the people who say Thank God It's Monday
They're the people who become sobbing emotional wreck
s if they don't get their twelve cups of coffee
first thing in the morning.
They're the people who come up work in Human Resources
They're the people who come up with ideas like Secret Santa
and other ways to improve office morale
, none of which work.
They're the teachers who made you play the Name Game
on the first day of class and actually expected people to want
to play it.
They're the people who don't understand the phrase
, "I'm sick of talking to people; I just want to be alone
They're the people who turn into complete slut
s when they get approximately one ounce
in their systems.
And, most important
ly...they're the people who are a living example of why the term "justifiable homicide